My name... Donald Clutch. I won't mince words here. I was born into a world that didn't do me any favors. But you won't find me crying about it. That's because I believe in hard work. It's the grease that turns the cogs of life, and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit around waiting for the world to hand me something on a silver platter.

I'm not the type who beats his chest and screams for all to hear, but the type who rolls up his sleeves and gets the job done. I learned from a young age that you must know how to handle yourself. 

You've got to be as sturdy as an oak tree, as tough as nails and as persistent as those ants you see marching around your house nonstop no matter what you do.  I'm a believer in the American dream. To me, it's not just a dream - it's my reality, it's what I live and breathe.

I've got a deep respect for law enforcement. The world is a jungle full of wild animals. Maybe you've lived a sheltered life and haven't experienced the full reality of things. Policing is a tough job and not everyone is cut out for it. Those who wear the badge, put their lives on the line for law and order, they've got my unwavering support.

There's something else you should know about me. I've seen too many folks in this country of ours looking for a handout. It rubs me the wrong way. Life isn't about taking, it's about giving. You've got to earn your keep in my world.

I hold the principles this country was built on dear to my heart. I've got no patience for the idle, for those who think they can get by without doing a day's work. My world revolves around good, honest, American values.

And if that doesn't sit right with you, well, I reckon that's your problem.